Last week's Goldmine featured people eating pet food. Pets already eat pet food, so that wouldn't make for much of a follow-up. However, the pets showcased here have something in common with people eating pet food (other than pet-food-eating) -- they look ridiculous! Here's a collection that some might call 'YOUTUBE RECOMMENDED PUPPY VIDEO saccharine bullshit,' and that non-idiots might call cool pics of SA Goon pets to share with friends!
Finding the right hat can feel like walking through a minefield for guys. Did a murderer wear your hat? Was it ruined by bros? Are you just an idiot? Find out with our authoritative ranking of bad hats.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.