Last week's Goldmine featured people eating pet food. Pets already eat pet food, so that wouldn't make for much of a follow-up. However, the pets showcased here have something in common with people eating pet food (other than pet-food-eating) -- they look ridiculous! Here's a collection that some might call 'YOUTUBE RECOMMENDED PUPPY VIDEO saccharine bullshit,' and that non-idiots might call cool pics of SA Goon pets to share with friends!
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.