If you're a writer looking for inspiration, a good thing to do would be to visit Pre-made Paperback Covers and let their provocative imagery shape your story. Once you've selected a theme like "grave cat" or "baby butt," the words will surely flow! For $140 or so, you get the cover, spine and back cover. Technically they don't give you a catchy two-word title, but sometimes they provide the perfect one in the description, like "Lighthouse Parrot." I guess you could just browse this site and get ideas for free, but eventually your spy thriller "Red Hand"/ horror shocker "Wickerman Dolls"/ gay erotica "Lustful Cockmonster" is going to need a cover. How could you do better than these?
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.