If you're a writer looking for inspiration, a good thing to do would be to visit Pre-made Paperback Covers and let their provocative imagery shape your story. Once you've selected a theme like "grave cat" or "baby butt," the words will surely flow! For $140 or so, you get the cover, spine and back cover. Technically they don't give you a catchy two-word title, but sometimes they provide the perfect one in the description, like "Lighthouse Parrot." I guess you could just browse this site and get ideas for free, but eventually your spy thriller "Red Hand"/ horror shocker "Wickerman Dolls"/ gay erotica "Lustful Cockmonster" is going to need a cover. How could you do better than these?
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.