Unicorn's Home Page, submitted by me. Hooray, we can add yet another stupid site the growing number of stupid sites written by stupid people! I'm not sure what the hell is going on here since there is talk of unicorns, witchcraft, body modification (human case fans, cooling units, overclocking, etc.), and Best Buy boycotts. Finally, a site with a consistent theme and mood!
This is the space that has been allotted to me by my Master. "Master?!" you may ask. Yes; I am involved in a 24/7 TPE with my husband. (For those of you not involved in the lifestyle, that means that all day, every day, we have a total exchange of power in our relationship.) His word is law.In the space he has allowed me, I will share and explore aspects of this lifestyle, things that interest me, and things that make my life a little easier.
Okay, so you are a spineless nutcase! That narrows things down a bit. Wait a minute; there is also fiction about crazy sex orgies with a multi-genitaled demon sex machine. Don't worry, though! She is a proud pagan mom and supporter of sexual diversity so everything is okay.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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