Box Lunch, submitted by Mark. We get a lot of bad cartoon ALoD submissions here at Something Awful. The majority of them seem to belong in either the "furry" or the "nonsensical serial comic" categories with a few actually fitting into both categories. One type of comic we don't run into all that much is the nonsensical political cartoon. Thankfully there is "Box Lunch", which takes dead-on jabs at that bastard DeNiro and what he would be doing if he weren't an actor, or those damn clowns and their driving! What will America do to stop the driving clowns?
More to come on a bi-weekly basis (or whenever I get 'em finished!...)
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Many of my 'toons are available as window and/or bumper stickers... just drop me a line for info!
YES! The clown decal is available at last! Also available are "Animal Dots" and some doodles that a man waiting at a gloryhole would be ashamed to scrawl on a rest stop stall divider. Be sure to check out the fairly horrifying art gallery section of the site. Apparently everyone they were doing portraits of is both screaming and melting.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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