Box Lunch, submitted by Mark. We get a lot of bad cartoon ALoD submissions here at Something Awful. The majority of them seem to belong in either the "furry" or the "nonsensical serial comic" categories with a few actually fitting into both categories. One type of comic we don't run into all that much is the nonsensical political cartoon. Thankfully there is "Box Lunch", which takes dead-on jabs at that bastard DeNiro and what he would be doing if he weren't an actor, or those damn clowns and their driving! What will America do to stop the driving clowns?
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YES! The clown decal is available at last! Also available are "Animal Dots" and some doodles that a man waiting at a gloryhole would be ashamed to scrawl on a rest stop stall divider. Be sure to check out the fairly horrifying art gallery section of the site. Apparently everyone they were doing portraits of is both screaming and melting.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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