Lord of the Rings Slashart, submitted by dw33b. Now that all that war talk has gotten you all hot and bothered this web site should prove (hopefully at least) to be a bucket of cold water on your libido. It is a site devoted to often frighteningly well done homoerotic fan-art of Lord of the Rings characters. Sam and Frodo practically make out in the movies, but thanks to the magic of the Internet you can slake your thirst for Gimli and Legolas action or Aragorn and Boromir man to man hotness!
I really don't have a whole lot to add to the above other than I think I just passed out from fright. Seriously, I'm like an elderly black woman in a haunted house over here, every time I click a link on this site it is unleashing all new terrors on my psyche. Make it stop.
If you're feeling particularly stalwart, this site also features a fucking VAST archive of images similarly altered using X-Files characters. Yes, they're all gay too, not that it really makes them more disturbing than they already are.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.