Lord of the Rings Slashart, submitted by dw33b. Now that all that war talk has gotten you all hot and bothered this web site should prove (hopefully at least) to be a bucket of cold water on your libido. It is a site devoted to often frighteningly well done homoerotic fan-art of Lord of the Rings characters. Sam and Frodo practically make out in the movies, but thanks to the magic of the Internet you can slake your thirst for Gimli and Legolas action or Aragorn and Boromir man to man hotness!

I really don't have a whole lot to add to the above other than I think I just passed out from fright. Seriously, I'm like an elderly black woman in a haunted house over here, every time I click a link on this site it is unleashing all new terrors on my psyche. Make it stop.

If you're feeling particularly stalwart, this site also features a fucking VAST archive of images similarly altered using X-Files characters. Yes, they're all gay too, not that it really makes them more disturbing than they already are.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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