Tamponart, submitted by LazyLittleGirl. When I woke up this morning, I just knew that it was going to be a great day. I was so very, very right, for today was the day that I got to see Tamponart in all of its glory. Apparently this marvelous site won some sort of ultra-gay award, but I just don't know why.

"Dancing Lesbians with a Power Dildo:" I love lesbians. When I die I want to go to Planet Lesbian. Four Politically Correct plugs.

Wow, this makes my irrational bias against gay people even more full of loathing and vitriol! Go look at the galleries if you want to see more of these pieces of garb... uh, I mean, beautiful art. The best thing about this site is that making little kitschy bits out of blood-rags meant to absorb the refuse of your cold, fruitless womb isn't all these amazin' lesbos do. They also sell tupperware and Mary Key products and have a very gay man (I assume?) who answers questions for other gay people. They also have a really dumb symbol that they use to represent their "group:"

She is female. She is any color. She is young and she has lived forever. She has her arms raised to grasp the stars and her toes in the dirt of the earth. She is everywhere at once and she is timeless. She is all of us.

Wow, and here I thought that that thing was just an ugly, disproportionate stick figure with a residual penis. My bad, guys-- girls I mean, sorry about that. There's also a big page about menstruation because it is very helpful and necessary. Have fun with this one and be sure to scrub your brain when you're done.

– Snakey Slithers

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