Do you like birds? I love birds! I had a budgie when I was a kid and she was just the cutest little critter! But do you know what's even better than regular birds? Birds with arms! Wait, I mean birds with hats! The SA Forum Goons know there's really nothing more adorable than a bird sporting headwear that brings out his or her true character!
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.