Do you like birds? I love birds! I had a budgie when I was a kid and she was just the cutest little critter! But do you know what's even better than regular birds? Birds with arms! Wait, I mean birds with hats! The SA Forum Goons know there's really nothing more adorable than a bird sporting headwear that brings out his or her true character!
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.