In the year of the harmonic convergence, 1987, the masters of the seven rays spoke through Grayson in seven recorded channeling sessions. They disclosed for the first time the powerful cosmic discipline of using the rays to heal different conditions and transforming disorder into perfect health. In these sessions, the masters taught the functions of the seven rays and their proper application, and initiated the fourteen individuals present as healers capable of using the technique.

Experiencing the Seven Rays workshop for a second time was more powerful than the first. Words are too inadequate to describe the tremendous feeling of Divine Healing Power flowing through me. Thank God for this experience.

The seven rays initiates are masters over their own life and destiny. In this new millennium of healing miracles, the layman and health professional alike are equally empowered with the seven rays to achieve the same wonderful results -- perfect health and rejuvenation. All persons can help themselves and their loved ones, and practitioners can work with greater skill and efficiency in their chosen fields.

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– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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