HOGBELLY: GROWING THIS BEERGUT HUGE AS IT CAN GET, submitted by Chris. There are many ways to become popular in this world. For example, you could be known for your intelligence, sense of humor, money-making abilities, or charm. "HOGBELLY," or "DCBEERGUT," or "CHOWHOG" wants to grow famous for having a gigantic stomach. Let me tell you, folks: I think it's working.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO GIVE A DAMN, I HAVE HAD TO CHANGE MY DIET AND BEGIN WORKING OUT FOR HEALTH REASONS. HENCE, I HAVE BEEN RELUCTANT TO UPDATE AS MY PROGRESS IS SLOW AND UP AND DOWN. CURRENTLY, I AM MORE INTERESTED IN BUILDING MUSCLE MASS, MAINTAINING MY CURRENT GUT SIZE AND MAKING SURE I REMAIN IN AS GOOD A HEALTH AS POSSIBLE. THERE IS NO SCARY DISEASE MERELY SOME IRRITATIONS THAT NEED TO GET UNDER CONTROL.

CURRENTLY WORKING OUT FOR STRENGTH AND TO INCREASE MUSCLE MASS MAINTAINING THE GUT WITH FOOD & BEER

That's, uh, really nice dude! Keep up the great work! I hope you eventually reach your lifelong goal of "being even fatter than you previously were!" Everybody's gotta have a goal, and "eating a lot" is just as good as any, I suppose. This site makes me happy in so many different ways.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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