Private Parts and Colonel Crotch give the ol' one-handed salute. These two slughumping horsepeckers are a disgrace to the armed forces. If it was World War I again and I was in the trenches with these two fuckgerms, I would've used their throats to store all my incendiary grenades. One time in World War I I was driving an Abrahams M-1 tank through China and these Japs were shooting their rocket guns at me but I pressed the ejection seat button and I launched out the top and shot them with my sniper rifle while parachuting back to Earth and this is all a goddamn true story and if you don't believe me then you're a goddamn filthrodent cuntwrap who should be lined up against a wall and have a Volvo driven into you at 50 miles an hour.
Doctor Surpriso explains his theory about how humans evolved from garbage bags full of used condoms. Well not all humans, just him.
Grimy the Troll heads off to work so he can help build a new bridge he can live under.
I am fairly sure that whatever that old corpse on the bottom left is doing to that young mutant-in-training is illegal. Expect to see all these fuckwipes on "Cops" sooner or later.