The SA Goons love discussing the latest Mad Max movie, from the enthusiastic thread "Fury Road was fucking insane" to the analytical dissection "The Fast and the Fury Road." Yet there hasn't been enough talk about the awesome character names, like Imperator Furiosa, Immortan Joe, Rictus Erectus, Cheedo the Fragile, and The Doof Warrior. Unwilling to wait for the sequels or an actual apocalypse for more Mad Max-style monikers, ilikedirt started creating/assigning his own!

ilikedirt

in honor of mad max the film if u post in here i will tell u ur post apocalyptic name using my powerful psionic abilities


Hector Beerlioz

hello

ilikedirt

JAWBONE

ilikedirt

THE MAN FORTRESS

Hector Beerlioz

Hey now, I'm either JAWBONE or THE MAN FORTRESS. You gotta pick one, m8.

ilikedirt

MASTURBATORUM JAWBONE, THE MAN FORTESS

Hector Beerlioz

goddamnit

ANIME IS BLOOD

ilikedirt

BLASPHEMOUS REX

Hobobohemian

Yeah, the names in that movie were pretty cool.

ilikedirt

in the post apocalypse if u dont have a cool name, u aint gonna survive

WAR DADDY

a starwar betamax

No thanks op mad max is a comic book movie for toddlers

ilikedirt

INSANE MARK

bees everywhere

op what is your mad max name

ilikedirt

BLACK CHAINSAW

yours is THE IRON BRIDE

TequilaJesus

Was surprised OP didn't just put "MAD" in front of every username.

ilikedirt

THE BOTTLEBREAKER FROM BUTCHER'S HEAD

a hole-y ghost

say my name dirt man..

ilikedirt

THE DUST COVERED REVOLVER TOTING LONE STRANGER OF THE DESERT AKA THE SAND GHOST

ilikedirt

please keep in mind when u read these names out loud u have to shout them as loud as possible into a very echoey microphone before a crowd of mutants and lepers and midgets dressed in rags

DoomLazer

whats mine?

ilikedirt

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

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