Operation Save America!, submitted by chochopx. American citizens, fear no more! Operation Save America are here to save the day just like an amazing superhero, one who incidentally happens to be insane.
“The Second American Revolution has begun! Like the first, the Church of Jesus Christ must lead.”
Watch out! These guys are powerful. Their site documents many instances of dirty sinners being struck down by the mighty hand of God. Take Gary Cohen for instance, a porn store manager. The site reports how just recently he "died of an apparent heart attack". "It could be just a coincidence" they say, but that's just crazy talk. I think the facts speak for themselves!
Not even whole towns are safe from the awesome power of Jesus. Take Granite City, for example. I am not exactly sure where this is because the only location the website gives in its news article is "The Valley of Slaughter". Granite City is currently in flames for sinning against the Lord Jesus Christ and being generally evil. Not only has "A four block area that houses warehouses" gone up in flames, but now "a tire warehouse has also caught fire". For a town whose major industries are apparently "prostitution, drugs, and murder...of the preborn" you would think God would have a better aim, but maybe the corrupt tire warehouse industry commits more sins than the nearby abortion clinics.
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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