LiL_AngeL_cUtiE, submitted by Xanga. Xanga is a laugh and a half. If it's even imaginable it's like a low rent and more pathetic version of Live Journal. LiL_AngeL_cUtiE is a noxious example of your average teenage girl using Xanga.
Sunday, November 02, 2003
*siGh* sOo tiRed... wRitiNg fEr miEe fAiThfuL xAnga rEaDerz..^^ anyways
>>sAtuRdAy 11.1.03 yEsterday i wOke uP at fRickkEnn 5:40AMMMM aHhhh i dnt even wake up that early fer skOoL!! >.
STOP FUCKING TYPING LIKE THAT YOU WORTHLESS CUNT. I hate you and everything you represent you gutter princess of alt-capsing, self-loving, egotistical shit. Some would say no one cares about what fruit you are according to some inane web test or your mundane dullard's life that you write about in a nearly incoherent mockery of the English language. I care AnGeL_FUCK_YOU, I care deeply. Because I hate you. Start typing like a human being. Use real fucking words. Get rid of the goddamn stars all over your site, they're not cute, they're nauseating. Most importantly write about things that are interesting. I don't care how many scabs you picked off of your blown H vein, just tell me about how you attempted suicide and ended up getting your stomach pumped, and then PROMISE you will succeed next time.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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