Marylen's Costumes, submitted by Andersen Insulting. Marylen's Costumes has a lot of costumes, including horrifying furry costumes. However, I definitely got a lot more from their fruit and vegetable costumes.
We offer over 1500 different animal, character and mascot designs to choose from. Our innovative artists bring hundreds of custom designed characters and logos to life each year. Our many customers rely on Marylen to create costumes they will be proud of.
Me making fun of this site will do nothing in comparison to actually browsing through all of their horrible costumes. Actually, by costume standards they're probably high quality, but they all look so unbelievably stupid.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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