Marylen's Costumes, submitted by Andersen Insulting. Marylen's Costumes has a lot of costumes, including horrifying furry costumes. However, I definitely got a lot more from their fruit and vegetable costumes.

We offer over 1500 different animal, character and mascot designs to choose from. Our innovative artists bring hundreds of custom designed characters and logos to life each year. Our many customers rely on Marylen to create costumes they will be proud of.

Me making fun of this site will do nothing in comparison to actually browsing through all of their horrible costumes. Actually, by costume standards they're probably high quality, but they all look so unbelievably stupid.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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