Marylen's Costumes, submitted by Andersen Insulting. Marylen's Costumes has a lot of costumes, including horrifying furry costumes. However, I definitely got a lot more from their fruit and vegetable costumes.
We offer over 1500 different animal, character and mascot designs to choose from. Our innovative artists bring hundreds of custom designed characters and logos to life each year. Our many customers rely on Marylen to create costumes they will be proud of.
Me making fun of this site will do nothing in comparison to actually browsing through all of their horrible costumes. Actually, by costume standards they're probably high quality, but they all look so unbelievably stupid.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.