Most costumed furries resemble mascots or Sesame Street characters, kind of cuddly as long as you don't think about them having sex. However, NorthFur's prosthetic masks plunge deep into the uncanny valley, making the wearers look like cursed humans imprisoned in animal bodies, their deadened eyes pleading for merciful death.
Because static photos can only be so creepy, NorthFur considerately provides a YouTube channel, where people entrapped in these hideous disguises make terrifying come-hither expressions and open their mouths soundlessly.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.