Most costumed furries resemble mascots or Sesame Street characters, kind of cuddly as long as you don't think about them having sex. However, NorthFur's prosthetic masks plunge deep into the uncanny valley, making the wearers look like cursed humans imprisoned in animal bodies, their deadened eyes pleading for merciful death.
Because static photos can only be so creepy, NorthFur considerately provides a YouTube channel, where people entrapped in these hideous disguises make terrifying come-hither expressions and open their mouths soundlessly.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.