Beyondbent Artwork, submitted by l33td00d. 3D rendered violent spider rape porn is an erotic sensation that is sweeping the nation. Spiders may feature prominently, even primarily, but the site also features polygonal Lara Croft and others being violated by everything from tentacles to dogs.
The little bitch is back, and this time all she wants is the most fabulous diamond in history. Well, she gets the jewel all right, the "family jewels" that is. She gets attacked by a stone statue that turns into a demon dog, then she gets stung up in hair bondage and humiliated, then bent over a rack and extremely fucked by the tomb troll, who finisher her off with a lethal blowjob...ewwww! 48 amazing full color renders comprise this new episode in Lara Croft's Misadventures....
Where do I sign up?!?!? Oh, wait, there is a place to sign up. I guess this is the latest attempt to edge out the Japanese in the realm of horrid pornography. Sorry, while awful, we've still got a long way to go.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.