xpunkxjapxgurlx's Site, submitted by me. xpunkxjapxgurlx has a fairly typical journal, but she has a hard time deciding if she wants to be cute or completely batshit. Don't get me wrong, I like things that consist of punk, jap, gurl, and random usage of the letter x. I just don't want people who write stuff like this to wander around in public unsupervised:

(photo of a murder victim)

Charles manson killed this lady, she was pragnants and he hung her and ripped the baby right out of her... ^_^

So she's definitely insane, or at least insane enough to pretend to be. Well, mentally unstable people tend to make for great artists, right? Maybe I acted harshly by featuring her as the ALOD, and her poetry will reveal a talent that I was too brash to see before.

What I feel for you is impossible to describe
This feeling is so rare among our kind
It's been inside of you, it's been inside of me
Now let's bring it out and let it be for all

Oh. Also, she has a really great piece of fairy artwork displayed in her most recent entry. I'm talking "airbrushed license plate that you win at a fair" great here, folks. Enjoy.


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