G-Nose, submitted by Oratorio. Lovin' Nose's Girl's Nose Fetish Club is the place for... you know what? This one's pretty much self-explanitory. The site's in Japanese, but I assume all the text translates to "Oh lord, I need help! I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the nostrils! Somebody kill me!"
Just proving, if you can think of it, someone out there can get off to it.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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