DemonicAnthony, submitted by Chop-Logik. Before you click on today's ALoD, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to warn you that some of the things you may see here could very well cause you to lose your sanity. This website is like a doorway to another dimension, one full of eternal suffering, pain, anguish, torment, and a really bitchy mom who doesn't understand you and won't let you use the car tonight even though Scott's parent's are letting him drive his car to the movies so why can't they? The webmaster of this torturous realm, "Anthony," is 17, single, and looking for love. I hate to break it to you Tony, but your webpage ain't gonna help you find dick in your quest to shack up with somebody more pitiful than yourself. I mean, hell, look at this poetry:
Like a Knife I cut at you
Like pills i drain life away from you
I dont see why I bother
You're wortless, and from me i push you farther.
Gone away like the evening sun
but my pain will last because it has only begun.
With all my might i cast you away
Into the night, away from the day.
When you think you've escaped the pain
it comes back at you like acid rain.
When you think you've escaped the strife
the pain comes back like a stabbing knife.
When you think you're gonna make it
You start to feel like you just cannot take it.
Life is confusing life is a dream
Sometimes whats seen isnt what it seems.
All these voices inside my head..
Yelling at me, i wish i was dead.
I want to escape, but the voices are there
i want to just go and disapear.
Why am i fucked up, why am i this way
i wonder, i ponder, every single day
i want to just end it, make it stop
knife to the wrist or off a chair ill hop
Hang by a rope, sink in the sea
all i can think is what i want to be
Away from it all
Alone from your pain
Dead to this world.
ANGER FILLING MY MIND
CLOUDED EMOTIONS INTERNALLY TIED
GO AWAY, LEAVE ME BE
WHAT I AM ISNT WHAT YOU SEE
MY REAL FORM IS HIDDEN FROM THEE
AS I WILLED IT, IT WILL BE
I NEED MY SPACE SO HEED MY CRY
GO AWAY BEFORE YOU DIE
Oh baby! With poetry named "Suicide is like the Ultimate Fuck You," "Dead To This World," and "Scream at the world," I see a bright and shiny employment opportunity ahead for this courageous and creative young man! Get thyself to a Hot Topic, poste haste!
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This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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