Myumees, submitted by furrowed brow. Terrible things live beneath the ocean, dwelling quietly in grottos submerged under enough water to crush the most advanced submarine and biding their time for the day when they will rise to reclaim the earth. These creatures are horrible, indescribably so, and when they again flop, shamble, and sway astride the ashes of mankind their monstrous countenances will be the most cosmically terrifying thing you have experienced. Unless you've seen a Myumee.
Folks, I am not fucking shitting you. These are the most horrid looking things ever spawned onto this cursed earth, and that includes that goddamn baby with the scrambled face on the top of its head.
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Now imagine that picture spastically animated! Aaaaaaaahhh!
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