Hot Furs, submitted by Brivaldi. Getting tired of all of the revolting furry sites where terrible artists pump out an endless stream of perverted art of anthropomorphic skunks doing each other in the ass with seven-story cocks? Well, here's something to change all that! It's a revolting furry site where terrible artists pump out an endless stream of perverted art of anthropomorphic skunks doing each other in the ass with seven-story cocks that you have to pay for! Hooray!

Thank God for that cleverly-placed lens flare! Otherwise, we'd have to be subjected to the same sort of horrible rendering of some sloppy, misshapen, dripping vagina that haunts my nightmares from every other furry site in the world. Finally, the waiting is over and we can say that we live in an day and age where not just anyone can get access to shitty art depicting humanoid raccoons sucking each other off for free. At last, people have to pay a monthly rate for it! Either that, or go to any of the million of other disgusting furry sites out there. You know, so there are options.

– Ben "Greasnin" Platt

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