The Vitamin C Foundation, submitted by Nutritionists of the World. Damn you, vitamin C! You told me if I took you, I'd stay healthy! I believed you! What other lies did you tell me?
Vitamin C is the Key to Great Health
Arrrr... damn yoooooooouuuu! Also, having a foundation dedicated to a vitamin is pretty weak.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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