Boiled Alive!, submitted by Internet.I'm hungry! What I could really go for right now is the tender, boiled flesh of a supple young female. Sure most people just like to have sex instead, but folks that enjoy the site "Boiled Alive!" find it more arousing to watch somebody die a slow and agonized death of being boiled. My stomach is growling and I have an erection at the same time. This is madness!
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One of the most gruesome and horrible deaths I can imagine is to be boiled alive. There is something truly hideous both psychologically and physically about such a fate. Inexplicably, I find fantasies about this very peril highly erotic. I can't help but wonder why.
Well I happen to be a Phd of crazy shit and it is my professional opinion that you are sick in the noggin and need to jump off a bridge stat. Be sure to check out the story section for many laughs. Bon appetit!
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