dogmask.com, submitted by SMARTYellowPages. I certainly would like to know what magical force of nature it is that causes somebody's brain to misfire and perceive cartoon characters wearing masks to be better than pornography. Wait, scratch that! I certainly don't want to know what magical force of nature it is that causes somebody's brain to misfire and perceive cartoon characters wearing masks to be better than pornography. Providing yet another example of why the Internet and humanity are failed experiments is Dogmask.com!

This site is dedicated to masks! - My latex mask collection, masking in cartoons (very cool :), images of masks in the media, some of my artwork, and a collection of mask-related stories.

He isn't lying, there are some really steamy stories on this site!

She felt something cold and sticky along her tailbone when Ted secured her tail directly to her through the opening in her backside. Then he did something to hold down the strip of hair that ran down her back. While he was doing that, she brushed out her new long thick hair making it even fuller. When he finished, she took a good look at herself. Everything blended together so well and fit so snugly that she couldn't find anything to indicate that she hadn't been born this way. It was undeniably the most comfortable thing she had ever worn.

"My oh my, you are a very sexy animal", he whispered in her ear.

She blushed at this remark. The cute animal in the mirror was blushing a bit too. This costume was the best thing he had done for her in years.

If I were an atom bomb, I'd love to play catch with the people who come up with this stuff.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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