Planned Childhood, submitted by Binger Banger. Hooray! Another fundamentalist christian got ahold of clipart and decided to scramble up some Jack Chick tracts into a web page. The world needs more of these!

Witches can't find a Happy Medium

Pray 2 Jesus or Prey 4 Satan

Friends Don't let Friends Go to Hell

I'm not sure if this madman is a poet or just really into catchphrases and slogans. Either way the page reads like a nightmarish collision between a bus from Bob Jones University and a tanker truck loaded with liquid Geocities. Keep in mind this web site is what the inside of George W. Bush's brain looks like.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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