Planned Childhood, submitted by Binger Banger. Hooray! Another fundamentalist christian got ahold of clipart and decided to scramble up some Jack Chick tracts into a web page. The world needs more of these!
Witches can't find a Happy Medium
Pray 2 Jesus or Prey 4 Satan
Friends Don't let Friends Go to Hell
I'm not sure if this madman is a poet or just really into catchphrases and slogans. Either way the page reads like a nightmarish collision between a bus from Bob Jones University and a tanker truck loaded with liquid Geocities. Keep in mind this web site is what the inside of George W. Bush's brain looks like.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.