Planned Childhood, submitted by Binger Banger. Hooray! Another fundamentalist christian got ahold of clipart and decided to scramble up some Jack Chick tracts into a web page. The world needs more of these!
Witches can't find a Happy Medium
Pray 2 Jesus or Prey 4 Satan
Friends Don't let Friends Go to Hell
I'm not sure if this madman is a poet or just really into catchphrases and slogans. Either way the page reads like a nightmarish collision between a bus from Bob Jones University and a tanker truck loaded with liquid Geocities. Keep in mind this web site is what the inside of George W. Bush's brain looks like.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
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