Planned Childhood, submitted by Binger Banger. Hooray! Another fundamentalist christian got ahold of clipart and decided to scramble up some Jack Chick tracts into a web page. The world needs more of these!
Witches can't find a Happy Medium
Pray 2 Jesus or Prey 4 Satan
Friends Don't let Friends Go to Hell
I'm not sure if this madman is a poet or just really into catchphrases and slogans. Either way the page reads like a nightmarish collision between a bus from Bob Jones University and a tanker truck loaded with liquid Geocities. Keep in mind this web site is what the inside of George W. Bush's brain looks like.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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