Maxcat's Giantess Realm, submitted by EvilAnthrax. This site really makes you think about things. For example, why would anyone be attracted to gigantic people? Not fat people mind you, but people who are just really big. I guess that's kind of an insult towards fat people, because not even they are desirable to the weirdoes behind this fetish. Poor fat people are always picked last, even when it comes to fetishes.

Maxcat subscribes to the notion that things that are purple and flash a lot are pretty, but not as pretty as gigantic people. This fetish really stops quite a few levels below the bottom of the barrel, as even TV commercials featuring Arsenio Hall qualify as masturbatory material. In fact you can order CDs featuring short clips taken from all manner of sources, such as commercials and bad cartoons from Japan. If it's giant, this guy seems to have it. I sure hope he ends up with a giant tumor soon.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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