Last week, the Something Awful Forum Goons presented Offensive Board Games. These images offended people, as offensive things are wont to do. And where there are offended parties, there are protests. Personally, I hate protesters. I don't get why people need to voice their opinions about what they believe and who wronged who, especially given that most of the time their cause is a load of bollocks. But no matter where you go, you'll always find a protester (or at least the corpse of one!). And as the ol' saying goes, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!"



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