Cuddle Party, submitted by TheRealHambone. Ever wonder what going to an orgy was like but never had the balls to actually show up in a blue trenchcoat with a brown paper bag full of rubber cocks and KY? Now you can finally enjoy all of the uncomfortable human contact of an orgy without enduring any of the casual sex with random strangers thanks to Cuddle Parties!
Cuddle Parties are affectionate play events for adults, designed to provide a space to explore and enjoy touch, nurturing and communication. We have regularly scheduled open Cuddle Parties, and are available to run private Cuddle Parties for birthdays, social groups and more.
I wonder if people enjoy Cuddle Parties? Oh look, wonder no more because they "Cuddlemonials" on the site!
"Well all the fears I mentioned showed up and I prayed that Reid would talk for a long, long time. What I didn't expect was who he was being during the circle talk. The more I listened, the more I relaxed, the more I trusted. He created a safe space for me to be... with his words and how he presented them. It was amazing, wonderful and the cuddle puddle rocked... I wouldn't want anyone to miss this experience because of fear!"
- Linda, Wisconsin
Did Reid give you any pills Linda? Did he swing a medallion slowly back and forth? Show me on the Internet where he touched you!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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