GameFAQs, submitted by me. GameFAQs has been an ALOD before but I love it too much to care. Every few years around this time GameFAQs is at it's best. You can go into any hardware forum, Nintendo, Sony, or Microsoft, and spend hours of fun reading the most inane and baffling posts by people who I doubt know the difference between up and down.
Here's one from the Xbox 360 forum.
Here's one from the Wii forum.
And here's one from the PS3 forum.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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