GameFAQs, submitted by me. GameFAQs has been an ALOD before but I love it too much to care. Every few years around this time GameFAQs is at it's best. You can go into any hardware forum, Nintendo, Sony, or Microsoft, and spend hours of fun reading the most inane and baffling posts by people who I doubt know the difference between up and down.
Here's one from the Xbox 360 forum.
Here's one from the Wii forum.
And here's one from the PS3 forum.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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