GameFAQs, submitted by me. GameFAQs has been an ALOD before but I love it too much to care. Every few years around this time GameFAQs is at it's best. You can go into any hardware forum, Nintendo, Sony, or Microsoft, and spend hours of fun reading the most inane and baffling posts by people who I doubt know the difference between up and down.
Here's one from the Xbox 360 forum.
Here's one from the Wii forum.
And here's one from the PS3 forum.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.