GameFAQs, submitted by me. GameFAQs has been an ALOD before but I love it too much to care. Every few years around this time GameFAQs is at it's best. You can go into any hardware forum, Nintendo, Sony, or Microsoft, and spend hours of fun reading the most inane and baffling posts by people who I doubt know the difference between up and down.
Here's one from the Xbox 360 forum.
Here's one from the Wii forum.
And here's one from the PS3 forum.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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