GameFAQs, submitted by me. GameFAQs has been an ALOD before but I love it too much to care. Every few years around this time GameFAQs is at it's best. You can go into any hardware forum, Nintendo, Sony, or Microsoft, and spend hours of fun reading the most inane and baffling posts by people who I doubt know the difference between up and down.
Here's one from the Xbox 360 forum.
Here's one from the Wii forum.
And here's one from the PS3 forum.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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