Boston and Shaun, submitted by Shaun Reveal. This whole update was basically one giant ALoD. I suggest you go read Boston and Shaun. Try starting at the beginning. It won't actually help you understand any of it, but reading through almost 900 comics will give you a sense of accomplishment!
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.