The Logoshack, submitted by Lowtax. Let me go on the record as saying that I fucking hate flash. If the registers at Mcdonalds used flash my customers would probably starve to death before I could select their food from the rotating 3-dimensional octahedron interface. I've been exposed to a lot of retarded websites while doing this writing-as-cheap-substitute-for-the-therapy-I-desperately-need thing, but now I have found a site that I can truly and honestly call meta-retarded.
Do not attempt to adjust your monitor. You are looking at an actual screenshot of "The Logoshack". The looping hip-hop music sends this site from shitty to awesome and then back to shitty again. You can try clicking the "skip intro" button but that just redirects you to more flash insanity. As near as I can tell this site is nothing but a series of intros that continually segue into each other. Needless to say, the webmaster of The Logoshack should be sealed in a UAC packing crate away from the internet for the rest of his life.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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