The Logoshack, submitted by Lowtax. Let me go on the record as saying that I fucking hate flash. If the registers at Mcdonalds used flash my customers would probably starve to death before I could select their food from the rotating 3-dimensional octahedron interface. I've been exposed to a lot of awful websites while doing this writing-as-cheap-substitute-for-the-therapy-I-desperately-need thing, but now I have found a site that I can truly and honestly call meta-awful.
Do not attempt to adjust your monitor. You are looking at an actual screenshot of "The Logoshack". The looping hip-hop music sends this site from shitty to awesome and then back to shitty again. You can try clicking the "skip intro" button but that just redirects you to more flash insanity. As near as I can tell this site is nothing but a series of intros that continually segue into each other. The internet should file a restraining order against this site's webmaster.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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