Yellow Cake Band, submitted by Donniestyle. For political music to succeed it either needs to be really intelligent and passionate or really fucking good music. I bet you can guess how many of these two things Yellow Cake Band has going for it.
Motherfucker wouldn’t sign Kyoto Treaty- what a pity
Rolling back environmental regulations-
Bring ‘em on cowboy!
Their blood- your guts
You know how to solve it- Tax cut! Tax cut!
Nothing energizes an audience like the Kyoto Treaty. At least they have the good sense to swear about it, otherwise they might as well adapt the minutes of a finance meeting into song lyrics. Be sure to listen to their music samples on CD Baby.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
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