Hank Makes It Flat, submitted by Lowtax. Just to clear up any potential confusion, this man's name is Hank and he loves flattening things. For someone so absolutely pumped up about the subject that he made a website about it, Hank sure has set his sights rather low. Instead of flattening houses or water towers or the human spirit, he tends to flatten smaller objects. Like his daughter's bike.

I got a lot of grief over this one!! It was my daughter's bicycle. Cheryl didn't speak to me for 2 weeks after this little stunt!! Every evening it would be sitting on the pavement outside our house unused, and one day I just couldn't resist. I did feel a BIT bad afterwards, but Heather's friends thought I was pretty cool, so she was happy anyway!!

Yes, I'm sure she was. Enjoy your stay with this bizarre site, and just for fun try to keep track of how many times Hank's cell phone makes an appearance.

– Corin Tucker's Stalker

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