Gospel Billboard, submitted by Michael. Speaking of God, he really needs to start asking more from his followers, because frankly, some of them just don't cut the mustard. Psychological case study in point: the old guy who made this garish site. I'm all for old people using computers and seeing the horror of my generation first hand so that they can die knowing humanity is doomed, but when they start making webpages everyone suffers.
If you need to hire him for anything, he can do everything from being an "editer" or graphics designer to driving your truck on behalf of the Lord. I'm sure he's a nice man, but I hope he forsakes doing any more graphics design for the good of all mankind.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.