Gospel Billboard, submitted by Michael. Speaking of God, he really needs to start asking more from his followers, because frankly, some of them just don't cut the mustard. Psychological case study in point: the old guy who made this garish site. I'm all for old people using computers and seeing the horror of my generation first hand so that they can die knowing humanity is doomed, but when they start making webpages everyone suffers.
If you need to hire him for anything, he can do everything from being an "editer" or graphics designer to driving your truck on behalf of the Lord. I'm sure he's a nice man, but I hope he forsakes doing any more graphics design for the good of all mankind.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.