Gospel Billboard, submitted by Michael. Speaking of God, he really needs to start asking more from his followers, because frankly, some of them just don't cut the mustard. Psychological case study in point: the old guy who made this garish site. I'm all for old people using computers and seeing the horror of my generation first hand so that they can die knowing humanity is doomed, but when they start making webpages everyone suffers.
If you need to hire him for anything, he can do everything from being an "editer" or graphics designer to driving your truck on behalf of the Lord. I'm sure he's a nice man, but I hope he forsakes doing any more graphics design for the good of all mankind.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.