Roboho, submitted by Dr. Lichtenstein. Robot sex has been of interest at least since Heavy Metal magazine featured a naked robot woman on every single cover from 1978 to 1995, maybe as far back as the silent film "Metropolis". Now robot sex takes the leap into the digital age by transporting the cover of a Heavy Metal magazine into a virtual sex simulator where you get to be a mechanical PacMan with a giant cock.

ROBOHO is a fantastic new type of erotic adventure game never seen before. The setting: MEGA CITY the amazing metropolis of the future! The action: XXX hardcore robo-sex! The objective: master your Roboho and start earning money! If you can handle this fabulous sex machine, you may have what it takes to be a 21st Century RoboPimp!

You have to pay for one of those ID services to be able to play Roboho, but there are enough screenshots on the site for you to be able to decide that you never want to pay for one of those ID services to be able to play Roboho. The future is colorless and extremely unsexy!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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