Diganta's World: Indian Humor, submitted by my of. Not of racist but Indian have worst jokes! Indian children have no dreams because they are constant of un laugh. We tell them how we take souls? That's not how any answer! Example here:

Top 40 Ways to Know If You're Indian

4) When you were little you always wondered why your American friends waited until after breakfast to brush their teeth when you did it first thing in the morning

5) Tongue scrapers are not a new fad to you

Fun is farther out to sea not found! Further:

One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.
A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?"
Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh."
Another guy came and asked the him the same question.
Singh answered, "No! No! Me Banta Singh!"
A third person came and asked him the same question again.
Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"
The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said,
"Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!"

No it is you are stupid idiot! You not know of humor like we demonstrate presented. A good laugh for many had and good cherish rack them up put up another tell me a story of shame like every other.

– Semiautomatic Turban

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