The Light Unto The World, submitted by Catholicgauze.
If you have never seen "JESUS CHRIST THE LIGHT UNTO THE WORLD" written in size 4 million font, then you are truly missing out on something special. Don't worry though, because boy do I have a surprise for you! The Light Unto The World.
Today's professing Christians are not living their lives under God's true saving Grace, but under Satan's false grace!
This is a website which seems to be about Jesus and God and other things like that. Maybe angels too, I am not sure. It is like a whole church in your web browser, which is an incredible thing. It is yellow and blue and red. It says BY THEIR FRUITS in big red letters which I think no website has done before and it made me laugh. What it is actually about I cannot not tell you, because it is not written very well and the colors hurt my eyes. But I bet it is crazy.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.