Rapture Ready, submitted by Poopdog. Gentleman, start your engines because all-consuming death is at the door! The exciting events of our lifetime will trigger the amazing flood (but not a real flood because God promised not to pull that stunt again) of divine intervention! Which crazy despot will spark Armageddon? What crazy prophecies ripe with vague symbolism can be applied to common everyday world occurrences?
The most honest man who ever lived claimed to be the Son of God, is missing from his grave, and is worshipped 2000 years later on every corner of the most powerful nation on earth---how crazy is it not to believe what he says?
It's a biblical jungle out there, so get your spirit in gear and jump about the Jesus Express making stops at Saving and Your Soul. What the hell am I saying? I don't even know anymore!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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