Rapture Ready, submitted by Poopdog. Gentleman, start your engines because all-consuming death is at the door! The exciting events of our lifetime will trigger the amazing flood (but not a real flood because God promised not to pull that stunt again) of divine intervention! Which crazy despot will spark Armageddon? What crazy prophecies ripe with vague symbolism can be applied to common everyday world occurrences?
The most honest man who ever lived claimed to be the Son of God, is missing from his grave, and is worshipped 2000 years later on every corner of the most powerful nation on earth---how crazy is it not to believe what he says?
It's a biblical jungle out there, so get your spirit in gear and jump about the Jesus Express making stops at Saving and Your Soul. What the hell am I saying? I don't even know anymore!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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