Mr. Sbock's Parallel Universe, submitted by Billy. In these jaded times when I feel like every Awful Link is a retread of something extremely similar to what we have done before it is a breath of fresh air to find a site that is not only deliciously different, but also full of hilarious content that you can spend hours enjoying. Okay, minutes. Okay, maybe thirty seconds.
Mr. Sbock's Parallel Universe is a Star Trek fetish site with its origins way back in 1998. Mr. Sbock uses Photoshop, model glue, and paper bags to entertain his many fantasies about every woman who has ever appeared on Star Trek for more than five seconds. Sbock manages to ramp up the hilarity in multiple ways. All of his images are crude fakes. He has a giant breast fetish. He is apparently either half blind or retarded because he picks mostly horrible models to paste the heads of Star Trek actresses onto. And lastly, and perhaps most importantly, Mr. Sbock likes to tell a good story.
One of many fantastic sections on Mr. Sbock's site is his gallery of new Starfleet uniforms. Many seem more than a little bit impractical.
Mr. Sbock also has a similar section for the Klingons. These have the added bonus of horribly Photoshopped "space foreheads", not to mention...'ello, 'ello, 'ello wut 'ave we 'ere?
Elvira is now modeling clothing for the Klingons. To quote the immortal James Trafficant; "beam me up!".
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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