Mr. Sbock's Parallel Universe, submitted by Billy. In these jaded times when I feel like every Awful Link is a retread of something extremely similar to what we have done before it is a breath of fresh air to find a site that is not only deliciously different, but also full of hilarious content that you can spend hours enjoying. Okay, minutes. Okay, maybe thirty seconds.
Mr. Sbock's Parallel Universe is a Star Trek fetish site with its origins way back in 1998. Mr. Sbock uses Photoshop, model glue, and paper bags to entertain his many fantasies about every woman who has ever appeared on Star Trek for more than five seconds. Sbock manages to ramp up the hilarity in multiple ways. All of his images are crude fakes. He has a giant breast fetish. He is apparently either half blind or retarded because he picks mostly horrible models to paste the heads of Star Trek actresses onto. And lastly, and perhaps most importantly, Mr. Sbock likes to tell a good story.
One of many fantastic sections on Mr. Sbock's site is his gallery of new Starfleet uniforms. Many seem more than a little bit impractical.
Mr. Sbock also has a similar section for the Klingons. These have the added bonus of horribly Photoshopped "space foreheads", not to mention...'ello, 'ello, 'ello wut 'ave we 'ere?
Elvira is now modeling clothing for the Klingons. To quote the immortal James Trafficant; "beam me up!".
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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