Correct me if I'm wrong but I figure there is a pretty big difference between two consenting adults doing what they choose, and a 40-year-old man tricking some poor little kid into touching his horrible genitals.
All right, another human being whose existence I can rue.
Well, when you put it THAT way...
Legal or not, being aroused by cartoon children puts you easily in "downright fucking creep" territory.
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