Vinobsession, submitted by Ripoff. Vin Diesel is the most overrated, overpaid actor ever. Vin Diesel has multiple wepages dedicated to erotic fan fiction from his movies.
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Vin Diesel once at an entire birthday cake and vomited it back into a box, hoping nobody would notice. Vin Diesel is due for a role in Hollywood as a mentally handicapped AIDS patient that will shake off his stigma of an action star, netting him an Oscar. The world is so corrupt.
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