The Forums, submitted by Me. Once again we'll cap this off by showing you the actual forums these were posted in. Registration will likely be capped before you read this, but at least you can see the magic where it was made (this is a lot like working at a nursing home and staring at old lady panties all day).
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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