The Forums, submitted by Me. Once again we'll cap this off by showing you the actual forums these were posted in. Registration will likely be capped before you read this, but at least you can see the magic where it was made (this is a lot like working at a nursing home and staring at old lady panties all day).
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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