The Forums, submitted by Me. Once again we'll cap this off by showing you the actual forums these were posted in. Registration will likely be capped before you read this, but at least you can see the magic where it was made (this is a lot like working at a nursing home and staring at old lady panties all day).
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.