Hitech Cartoons, submitted by Nephilim_X. Flash, in the hands of the wrong people, can serve as a brutal, deadly weapon. Today's ALoD showcases a site crammed full of wrong people's hands. Just about every painfully terrible cliche presents itself in these retarded cartoons, from the trademarked "red and black gradient circles" and the "terrible motion tweening for no readily apparent reason," to the famous "author cannot find a female to do voices in their cartoon, so they end up just writing out the female lines with floating text." Literally every single Flash monstrosity on this site plays out like "my first Flash animation" squared, which seems amazing considering the fact that no matter how many of these horrible movies the author creates, he fails to learn anything or improve in any conceivable way.
For anybody who likes vampires or those who opt for a darker and gloomy cartoon your gonna like watching this. Set in a world of evil and bizarre demons. There are many secrets behind the past of the mysterious hero which will be revealed. Click below on the episode you want to watch.
Yeah, right, here's a "secret" for you: THE MYSTERIOUS HERO LOOKS LIKE AN AMALGAMATION OF SEVERAL HUNDRED POPSICAL STICKS AND SEMI-TRANSPARENT BIRD NESTS.
PS: Be sure to check out "Illusions of Immortality," which has an awesome ending and features a vampire who decapitates drugged up football mascots by slapping their necks.
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