Richard Sandrak - Little Hercules, submitted by me. You might have seen this kid mentioned on television lately, but I think his site merits a mention here. Why? Because what the hell is this?
Don't worry, this is an old photo. He's twelve now, AND HE STILL LOOKS THE SAME. This kid's going to be four feet tall forever. Literally forever: his muscles will overpower the effects of aging just as they've overpowered his bones which stubbornly wanted to grow, and the diseases that weaklings like you and I succumb to will be rendered ineffective by his glossy coat of oil and creepiness. Again, there's a chance you're familiar with this but it's disturbing nonetheless.
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.