Richard Sandrak - Little Hercules, submitted by me. You might have seen this kid mentioned on television lately, but I think his site merits a mention here. Why? Because what the hell is this?

Don't worry, this is an old photo. He's twelve now, AND HE STILL LOOKS THE SAME. This kid's going to be four feet tall forever. Literally forever: his muscles will overpower the effects of aging just as they've overpowered his bones which stubbornly wanted to grow, and the diseases that weaklings like you and I succumb to will be rendered ineffective by his glossy coat of oil and creepiness. Again, there's a chance you're familiar with this but it's disturbing nonetheless.

– Corin Tucker's Stalker

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