Richard Sandrak - Little Hercules, submitted by me. You might have seen this kid mentioned on television lately, but I think his site merits a mention here. Why? Because what the hell is this?
Don't worry, this is an old photo. He's twelve now, AND HE STILL LOOKS THE SAME. This kid's going to be four feet tall forever. Literally forever: his muscles will overpower the effects of aging just as they've overpowered his bones which stubbornly wanted to grow, and the diseases that weaklings like you and I succumb to will be rendered ineffective by his glossy coat of oil and creepiness. Again, there's a chance you're familiar with this but it's disturbing nonetheless.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.