I'm sure it comes as no surprise to any of you that the World of Warcraft forums are a place where jokes go to die. Just the other day, I saw a Chuck Norris joke over there. A Chuck Norris joke! It's fucking 2009 yo, that shit is unacceptable! With 11 million subscribers, I understand that there are gonna be a few bad apples, but this shit right here, this is every single apple dipped in shit and covered with AIDS.
Welp anyways here's my 15 dollars, thanks for listening to my rant.
It's the flying spaghetti monster with a new twist!
IT'S SO FUCKING UNREALISTIC ARGH! *goes back to fixing inconsistencies in Grom Hellscream's Wikipedia entry*
Ludwar goes above and beyond her duties as a priest.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.