I'm sure it comes as no surprise to any of you that the World of Warcraft forums are a place where jokes go to die. Just the other day, I saw a Chuck Norris joke over there. A Chuck Norris joke! It's fucking 2009 yo, that shit is unacceptable! With 11 million subscribers, I understand that there are gonna be a few bad apples, but this shit right here, this is every single apple dipped in shit and covered with AIDS.
Welp anyways here's my 15 dollars, thanks for listening to my rant.
It's the flying spaghetti monster with a new twist!
IT'S SO FUCKING UNREALISTIC ARGH! *goes back to fixing inconsistencies in Grom Hellscream's Wikipedia entry*
Ludwar goes above and beyond her duties as a priest.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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