Fiveworlds, submitted by Joe Osburn. Happy birthday, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka! Here's some fucking shit!
This site was established with the aim of providing a safe and pleasant environment for real vampires. Sanguinarians, Psi-Vampires and Seekers are all welcome here, as is anyone interested in vampirism. No roleplaying!
Hi! I'm 13 years old and I really want to become a vampire, and will do almost anything to become one. Please help me!Please give me all the information on being a vampire.If you know a mentor please give me his name and e-mail address.
Aim high, kids! Make sure to check out the page which tells you if you're a vampire or not and contains such gems as the following:
At the end of the day, i'm afraid, it comes down to the simple question - 'Do you think you are a vampire?' Chances are, if you are wondering if you are a vampire, you probably are.
Hell, if I read it on a webpage, it MUST be true!
PS: There's a guestbook for you to ask all your vampire-related questions. Good luck in finding your true vampire inside you!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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