Fiveworlds, submitted by Joe Osburn. Happy birthday, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka! Here's some fucking shit!

This site was established with the aim of providing a safe and pleasant environment for real vampires. Sanguinarians, Psi-Vampires and Seekers are all welcome here, as is anyone interested in vampirism. No roleplaying!

Hi! I'm 13 years old and I really want to become a vampire, and will do almost anything to become one. Please help me!Please give me all the information on being a vampire.If you know a mentor please give me his name and e-mail address.

Aim high, kids! Make sure to check out the page which tells you if you're a vampire or not and contains such gems as the following:

At the end of the day, i'm afraid, it comes down to the simple question - 'Do you think you are a vampire?' Chances are, if you are wondering if you are a vampire, you probably are.

Hell, if I read it on a webpage, it MUST be true!

PS: There's a guestbook for you to ask all your vampire-related questions. Good luck in finding your true vampire inside you!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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