Heart Beat Babes, submitted by robayon. Just when I thought the world had run out of obscure fetishes to shock or amuse me, along comes Heart Beat Babes. The fetish in this case is women hooked up to medical monitoring equipment.

Inside heartbeat babes you'll find over 650mbs of downloadable movies in categories such as EKG, stethoscope, Blood Pressure Cuffs, Stress Tests. Watch videos where you can actually hear the sound of the girls Heartbeats as they ride bikes do sit ups and star jumps, if you're into stethoscopes, heartbeats, stress tests or blood pressure cuffs then this is the site for you!

The next time I need my hip listened to I'll know who to call. To paraphrase the sage words of forum-goer actionattackmongoose; "Sorry, but 3-lead monitoring just doesn't do it for me. It takes some hot 12-lead monitoring to turn me on."

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