Bald Women Fantasies, submitted by GBA Fan. You know you've probably picked a lousy fetish when you have to spend countless hours making masturbation material because it doesn't really exist. Bald Women Fantasies is a pitiful attempt at giving every bald girl fetishist a place to call home in this hair-cursed world. And not a moment too soon, because I just about wore out my THX-1138 DVD from masturbating to all those bald women! Plus I think one of those bald women might have actually been Robert Duvall.
Whatever happened to normal hobbies and when did "spending all day in Photoshop removing hair" become an acceptable one?
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.