Bald Women Fantasies, submitted by GBA Fan. You know you've probably picked a lousy fetish when you have to spend countless hours making masturbation material because it doesn't really exist. Bald Women Fantasies is a pitiful attempt at giving every bald girl fetishist a place to call home in this hair-cursed world. And not a moment too soon, because I just about wore out my THX-1138 DVD from masturbating to all those bald women! Plus I think one of those bald women might have actually been Robert Duvall.
Whatever happened to normal hobbies and when did "spending all day in Photoshop removing hair" become an acceptable one?
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.