Bald Women Fantasies, submitted by GBA Fan. You know you've probably picked a lousy fetish when you have to spend countless hours making masturbation material because it doesn't really exist. Bald Women Fantasies is a pitiful attempt at giving every bald girl fetishist a place to call home in this hair-cursed world. And not a moment too soon, because I just about wore out my THX-1138 DVD from masturbating to all those bald women! Plus I think one of those bald women might have actually been Robert Duvall.

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