Bald Women Fantasies, submitted by GBA Fan. You know you've probably picked a lousy fetish when you have to spend countless hours making masturbation material because it doesn't really exist. Bald Women Fantasies is a pitiful attempt at giving every bald girl fetishist a place to call home in this hair-cursed world. And not a moment too soon, because I just about wore out my THX-1138 DVD from masturbating to all those bald women! Plus I think one of those bald women might have actually been Robert Duvall.
Whatever happened to normal hobbies and when did "spending all day in Photoshop removing hair" become an acceptable one?
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.