Bald Women Fantasies, submitted by GBA Fan. You know you've probably picked a lousy fetish when you have to spend countless hours making masturbation material because it doesn't really exist. Bald Women Fantasies is a pitiful attempt at giving every bald girl fetishist a place to call home in this hair-cursed world. And not a moment too soon, because I just about wore out my THX-1138 DVD from masturbating to all those bald women! Plus I think one of those bald women might have actually been Robert Duvall.
Whatever happened to normal hobbies and when did "spending all day in Photoshop removing hair" become an acceptable one?
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.