Luxrock, submitted by Chris Johns. There is no real words to describe the immense faggotry of this band. It is by far the most pretentious, masturbatory, idiotic "music" webpage I have ever seen. These guys make Stryper look like Led Zeppelin. I could bash these guys for days, but an image speaks a thousand words.
Oh my god they are god-like musical super hunks! And one of them is even a ninja! Most of this site is "Coming Soon", but all you need to check out is their profiles and the pictures to know that this is a gem of comedy. Keep this one bookmarked for when LUXROCK starts putting more things on their webpage for us to make fun of. I'm keeping an eye on you goofy fuckers.
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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