Luxrock, submitted by Chris Johns. There is no real words to describe the immense faggotry of this band. It is by far the most pretentious, masturbatory, idiotic "music" webpage I have ever seen. These guys make Stryper look like Led Zeppelin. I could bash these guys for days, but an image speaks a thousand words.
Oh my god they are god-like musical super hunks! And one of them is even a ninja! Most of this site is "Coming Soon", but all you need to check out is their profiles and the pictures to know that this is a gem of comedy. Keep this one bookmarked for when LUXROCK starts putting more things on their webpage for us to make fun of. I'm keeping an eye on you goofy fuckers.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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