Released Reactions, submitted by Accelerator. I'm only going to say this once: do not go to this site.
I can't decide personally if she's just lacking substance and needed to stock up or she just let go because she really can, LOL ^_^ So if she came up to you now, would you suck up on the other straw then per chance??
I lied. I will repeat it again. DO NOT FUCKING GO TO THIS SITE. The only good thing about it is that it's so difficult to navigate you might have a few more seconds of life dwelling in the cloud of naive joy that will be destroyed the instant you see the image content.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.