Released Reactions, submitted by Accelerator. I'm only going to say this once: do not go to this site.

I can't decide personally if she's just lacking substance and needed to stock up or she just let go because she really can, LOL ^_^ So if she came up to you now, would you suck up on the other straw then per chance??

I lied. I will repeat it again. DO NOT FUCKING GO TO THIS SITE. The only good thing about it is that it's so difficult to navigate you might have a few more seconds of life dwelling in the cloud of naive joy that will be destroyed the instant you see the image content.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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